Yes, it was an actual snake and not a euphemism forÂ something else, though it’s natural that your mind totallyÂ went there.Â This band is well known for their homoerotic shenanigansâ€”from crotch grabs to actual kisses and everything in between. Hopefully one day, we’ll find out which one of these men was enjoying it the most.
Until then, relive the 35 most homoerotic One Direction moments of all time and try not to kill yourself:
Zayn and Niall like to pretend they’re an item, apparently. Niall once admitted he was pregnant with Zayn’s baby.
Oh, and the gay kisses. So many gay kisses.
And they don’t just have the hots for each other! Remember that time Harry Styles kissed James Corden?
…and then Niall showed James Corden his ass?
They kiss fans, too!
And who could forget the notorious crotch-grabs that the Westboro Baptist Church loves so much?
The crotch grabs are constant. Niall once said “Harry’s got some next level crotch. He’s got some crotch bulge going on there.”
Harry Styles once said he was pretty sure he’s not bisexual, but doesn’t mind the rumors. (Neither do we.)
These guys really don’t mind getting close.
Like, really close…
Like, close enough to grab each other’s junk…
Let’s not forget those ass grabs…
Why do they do it?Â According toÂ Zayn, “We do it when we’re taking photos. We make each other laugh, grabbing each other’s bums.”
And the mouth-to-crotch action…
And even though their gayness is sometimes the product of Photoshop, we really don’t mind…
Keep it up, boys!
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